me after liking a gay guys photo
- whispers to self: no homo though
will you be my girlfrien? there’s no d now because you’ll be getting it later.
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
why is gay marriage still an issue its 2013
my mom is always saying how she doesn’t like the posters on my wall so i added this
(via fuckyeahloldemort)
u know how when u have a crush ur like aw this song is rly cute but when u dont ur like this song gay as heck man what kind of faggot listens to this shit
(Source: octupac, via fuckyeahloldemort)
I still don’t understand like
here in australia we finish the school year and go away for the summer have christmas and new years, then finish summer holidays and come back to school in the new year to start a new year of school?!
i dONT UNDERSTNAND HOW COULD YOU DO THIS IN A DIFFERENT ORDER?!?
(via precisionn)
(Source: kosblack, via onlylolgifs)
- *hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
- *gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child
- *heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
- *a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone
- *taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing
- *gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents
- *tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me
Dude you could have bought like 3800 tacos why did you buy a car
or 7200 if you went to Jack in the box
this isnt an advertisement
(via tumbloler)
